Beeped at a pole. Ran anyway.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Ex Detector
Beeps within 100 metres. Gives you time to cross the road
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ex Detector scans the area for your ex, their friends and their new matching jackets. Beeps politely so you can hide behind a pillar. Not suitable for small cafes.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Saved me from a very awkward hello.
Works. Heart still skipped.
Delivery status
Scanning the neighbourhood. Please duck behind a plant.
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