Said hi. Forgot my name. Great date.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy First Date Confidence
Lasts until the bill arrives
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy First Date Confidence helps you stay calm, smile like you mean it and say "I'll get this" with a straight face. Expires the second the coffee costs more than ₹300.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Confidence got me in. Not out.
Date was fine. Coffee was cold.
Delivery status
Preparing confidence. Please sit up straight.
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