Framed it. Looks nice. I am still not over it.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy "I'm Over It" Certificate
A shiny paper that says you are fine
₹5,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy "I'm Over It" Certificate is an official-looking sheet declaring you are totally, completely, definitely fine. Hang it on the wall and repeat after me. Stamp is made of glitter.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹5,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Certificate says I'm over it. My phone disagrees.
Great paper. Great lie.
Delivery status
Printing your certificate. Ink is on its way.
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