Kangaroo hopped by. Policy paid in cheers.
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Australian Nonsense
Buy Kangaroo Crossing Insurance
Covers hops, bumps and very rude boxing matches
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Kangaroo Crossing Insurance protects you on country roads when a kangaroo decides it is time to cross. Includes a polite honk and a "g'day, mate" voice.
- Category: Australian Nonsense
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Insurance worked. Roo did not.
Great coverage. Roo says hi.
Delivery status
Estimating hop height. Please wait.
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