Planned my whole life on Sunday night. Very productive.
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Life Problems
Buy Motivation (Starts Monday)
Begins Monday. Monday begins next Monday
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Motivation (Starts Monday) is a high-energy burst of purpose that kicks in at the start of the week. The week never starts, so neither does the motivation, but the plan looks great in your notes app.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Motivation shipped. Procrastination intercepted it.
Starts Monday. Told myself the same last Monday.
Delivery status
Loading motivation. It says "starting soon" since 2022.
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