New photo. Same me. More swipes.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy Profile Photo Upgrade
Removes group pics where nobody knows who you are
₹14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Profile Photo Upgrade replaces your sunglasses selfie, your blurry hiking shot and your picture with 7 friends with one clear, smiling, well-lit photo. Includes a free dog.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Photo was lovely. My nose is not.
3 matches in a day. Record.
Delivery status
Cropping your friends out. Please smile.
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