Pressed it. Aunty moved to the dessert table.
🤫
Shaadi & Marriage
Buy "Shaadi Kab?" Mute Button
Press it. Aunty keeps smiling. Question disappears
₹79,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy "Shaadi Kab?" Mute Button silences the most asked question at every family function. Press once and the question turns into "have some halwa". Works on aunties, uncles and one very curious neighbour.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹79,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Button worked. Then she asked again in a whisper.
5 stars. Best ₹79,999 never spent.
Delivery status
Muting the question. Please hold your smile.
More Shaadi & Marriage nonsense
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan
Leave the dance floor. Keep the dessert
₹39,999
Buy Rishta Filter (Biodata Edition)
Filters biodatas by height, hobbies and "family values"
₹69,999
Buy Marriage Compatibility Report
98% match. Fights over AC temperature
₹29,999
Buy Honeymoon Without Relatives
Two people, one beach, zero "beta, photo kheench do"
₹59,999