Silence delivered. Then the drilling started.
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Life Problems
Buy Silence for the Whole Building
A mute button for drills, doorbells and forwarded memes
₹14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Silence for the Whole Building mutes drills, honking, pressure cookers and one very motivated neighbour. Volume control is imaginary but the relief is premium. Not compatible with group video calls.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Works great until someone says "can you hear me".
My building is still loud but my hope is quiet.
Delivery status
Hushing the neighbourhood. Please do not breathe loudly.
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