Match replied. It was a bot.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy Ghost Protection
Keeps people from disappearing mid-chat
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ghost Protection ensures that every "hey" gets a reply and no match vanishes after the second message. Includes a gentle nudge and a pre-written "sorry, I was busy".
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Protection worked for 2 days.
Ghosted anyway. Product is polite.
Delivery status
Protecting your chats. Please do not check every 5 minutes.
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